cranal
to dress ones d-ck as a bird, preferably a j-panese or majestic crane, possibly of paradise, into a an -n-l cavity of varying desirability
hey bro, you and so and so are getting close, you tried cr-n-l yet?
3 more definitions
a person with their head up their -ss; cranium + -n-l = cr-n-l
man, your teacher is cr-n-l
the combination of crying and -n-l.
her -ss was so tight but i was about to nut so we had cr-n-l.
crazy -n-l
one step below insane -n-l (ins-n-l)
2 steps below br-n-l
guy 1: so what happened with you and that babe that was sitting on your lap last night?
guy 2: she was so wasted, bro. i took advantage of her and did her up the b-tt. it was crazy, man.
guy 1: that, my good man, is cr-n-l.
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