crane camping
what f-ggot -ss noob cops do on a san an multiplayer (sa:mp)cops and robber server. noncops can sell certain cars for money at a red checkpoint by the crane, cops sit there all f-cking day and dish out tickets to the noncop players. crane camping cops are the sc-m of sa:mp. i mean really, how much god d-mn fun can it be sitting around at a f-cking checkpoint typing /tk and gaining a point.
sometimes, there is a bank robbery, all the cops spring into action and do abso-f-cking-lutely nothing and players with money in the bank lose some of it.
dipsh-t cop: dur im tking people lol i rox my points r so high i got level 5 and i got 2500 bucks lol crane camping pwns.
noncop: you know if you stop a bank robber you get takedown ($2,000) and also a bonus of 10 grand. how bout not being a stupid c-nt and do your motherf-cking job.
dipsh-t cop: hey screw u noob i em enforcing the laws
noncop: sure if this was real life, but this isn’t, now enjoy my shotgun sh-lls as they enter into your back and kill you.
dipsh-t cop: dm dm deathmatching noob
noncop: stfu you stupid kibax, you got pwnt.
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