Gommers
a female specimen with dental issues and requires sharp braces and/or plates. it like to give many gobbys (oral s-x) but fails at doing so because its braces slice and dice the p-n-s.
my girlfriend just pulled a gommers on me….wtf!
now im in hospital
a person who chooses to socialise with a girlfriend, over mates.
“is ronny coming to the ‘za hut ‘fet?”
“no, he’s a gommer!”
“he’s such a shaft.”
“nit do!”
a man who is grumpy and old in his outlook as well as in actuality
he is nothing but a gommer
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