crane theory
the theory that all cranes are derived from previous cranes. all cranes build subsequent cranes. however, this creates a contradiction. from where were the first cranes derived? this is where crane theory steps in. g-d created a certain number of initial natural cranes. these cranes were perfect. they can nowadays typically be found in remote areas where it would otherwise be impossible to build a crane from scratch. cities emerged in their current locations because there was originally a high concentration of the original cranes there.
clay: “hey dude, check out that crane.”
brantley: “that one is kind of out there by itself…it must be one of the originals.”
clay: “originals?!”
brantley: “yea, g-d built the first cranes – it’s how all subsequent cranes were built. haven’t you ever heard of crane theory?”
clay: “oic.”
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