to spazz


to jump on someone, then act like you’re having a spazz attack. it’s often used to humiliate and freak out the victim, or as a feat of bravery to show friends.
however, as you are clinging onto someone, only your lower torso and legs are free, resulting in a rather explicit-looking spazz attack.
often used on short, weak, geeky people who are less likely to retaliate.
friend 1: i dare you to spazz on that guy over there
friend 2: okay…
odd guy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa get off me you perv!

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