Craning
the act of somebody actively pretending to be minding their own business and diligently completing their own work, but in reality sticking their head out, like a crane, and copying their predator’s hard work and claiming it to be their own.
d-mn’t dylan, quit craning my friggin homework!
verb. to try and pick up a girl for more serious and less shallow purpose (in other words, deeper than spading). to crane a girl is to want her warts and all, for life not just for christmas
jon was craning sam so hard at the spitmunky gig last night! i think someone’s in love
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