crank booger
a large nose nugget made especially hard and sharp from particularly trashy crank or meth, and sometimes, teh cola, usually from being stepped on by a frankenstein. crank boogers can be very difficult to dislodge in total, making one work for it like a miner, and making one to exclaim when caught at the herculean ch-r-, “g-dd-mn crank booger!” so as to raise sympathy for the dirty nose picker.
first guy, “d-mn dude, are you diggin’ for gold up there?”
second guy, “g-dd-mn crank booger!”
first guy, “ahhh, dude…”
the waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak -ss sh-t that your “cool” friend got for you. it results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.
‘honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. you’ve got some crank boogers.’
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