crank frank
when a girl meets a guy who is considered a loser and is rejected by society but goes out with him anyways and discovers that is a actually the greatest guy and the 2nd best s-x she ever had
“i so glad i ended up with a crank frank! he is the best s-x i ever had, with the exception of tom brady”
“i am so in love with crank frank, he makes me feel safe, alive and as if i was a princess; and he’s actually better than my old vibrator!”
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