crank n clean

crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. cheap efficient and it works!
rory: i am out shampoo

chris: crank n clean it!!

rory: great idea!!!

-15 minute later-

rory: that felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!

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