Crank Play
a pre-game activity.
the act of intentionally cranking up a player’s testosterone levels by doing anything and everything to get him hard and h-rny as h-ll so that he’ll be criminally aggressive during the game.
aka: ‘pre-game blue b-lls’ & ‘coach’s c-ck block’ & 1st and tense’
endorsed by high school and college football and rugby coaches.
-at least where i’m from.
crank play is why g-d created cheerleaders.
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