crank that
the worst song and the worst singer (soulja boy) in the history of music that sucks so bad that i question the fact that this song excists or it is an illusion of satan. in 5 years it will probably be as remembered as much the song informer by snow. youve never heard of that song?
person a: did you hear that new comedy song crank that ? its so funny! i love it!
person b: thats an actual rap cd
person a: i have lost all faith in the world
to pleasure a man by masturbation
crank that b-tch then supamanthat ho
a dance for people with no life
soulja boy: wow man im da freshiest boi around.
1: yeah you crank that pretty d-mn well.
stupidest dance and song of the 21st century next to a bay bay
crank that is f-cking wack!!!
“to do something”
“preferably to do a dance”
“youuu, crank that soulja boy”
“youu, crank that batman”
the act of a male -j-c-l-t-ng on a female’s back who is p-ssed out drunk then laying a blanket over the female. when the female wakes up, the sperm has dried and the blanket is stuck to her back.
hey man, lets superman that ho (crank that)!
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