crank the wank


cranking the w-nk is the same as choking the chicken, hugging the headgehog, beating the meat, jacking the johnson, milking the snake, touching the toad, whacking the weasel, and spanking the monkey.

to m-st-rb-t-.
tim: “why, jim, you’re looking very nice today.”
jim: “thank you tim, you’re looking rather appealing yourself… i think i’d like to crank the w-nk to your s-xy body, no h-m-.”
tim: “sweet!”

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