crankslap
similar to a c-ckslap, or getting slapped in the face with a p-n-s. only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal p-n-s.
“yo that girl on facebook is hot but she’s got a dude in her main pic with her”
“who cares i’ll crankslap that punk”
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