Crannis


the name crannis derives from the french, originally containing a solely aristocratic meaning, it is now the meaning of something completely different. to crannis someone is to flip them the bird slowely, usually while incredibly intoxicated and vomiting into a plastic bin.

also the name of a generally cool guy.
rachel flipped alex the crannis when he asked if she was coming out.

person 1: have you seen that crannis around?
person 2: yeah, he’s such an outstanding member of our society. when i grow up, i wanna be just like crannis!

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