Crant


used to describe a woman (or man) who just lies there when you are trying to have s-x with them.
dan: dude! i heard you tapped bridget last night, how was it?
joe: she was such a crant, it sucked man!

dan: oh d-mn! that’s too bad bro.
an ant that bites you in the crotch area
“oh my gosh i have a crant bite but can’t itch it without looking obvious!”
a pile ranging from miniscule to unmanagable in size, composed of various personal accesories, dirty laundry, or even used food utensils/products.
that guy’s room was just one big crants, and it smelled like old roast biescht.
the crant is a coloquial term for the piece of skin from the v-g-n- to the -n-s. it can also refer to the v-g-n- or v-g-n-l activity.
‘this homeboy was dissin my ride so i told him to shove it up his crant’
the act of being and idiot/complete horsesh-t, or being named zac thats
have you seen barbarians? its awesome

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