Crap Diggin’
a method that one does to ‘help’ their own feces out of their -ss. a person who has learned to remove unwanted waste from their intestines with a gloved or ungloved finger. a person, often old and smelly, who enjoys rootin’ around in their r-ct-m.
the old hag was tired of waiting for her bowels to move so she threw herself into cr-p diggin’ mode and removed it.
i thought she was in her room reading but to my horror she was indeed cr-p diggin’ again.
she turned the pages of her bible with her cr-p diggin’ hands.
Read Also:
- yamsteez
when you absolutely yam berf on someone when throwin down the rock aka you dunk on someones face playin ball. (after pj brown dunks on pau gasol in game 4 of the nba 2008 finals) observer: yoooooo check the yamst–z!
- Finstaper
the equivalent of the “n-word” except towards asians… dang finstapers can’t drive!
- pubecrastinator
one who postpones or delays the tr-mm-ng of his or her p-b-s. girlfriend: “have you trimmed your bush yet?” boyfriend: “ugh… no… not yet.” girlfriend: “you are such a p-b-crastinator!”
- Pube Dandruff
dandruff of the p-b-s. a syndrome that disturbs the pubic region of the body with white granules forming from the follicles. you need some shaft & sack to keep that p-b- dandruff from getting on your black panties.
- Firza
someone who needs to get a f-cking mic… firza could be a mute or a 24 stone teenage boy with a lisp.