Crap Fap
alternate slang for the act of masturbation or “fapping” but using diarrhea as lubricant.
jack n. off: “masturbating is getting too expensive these days. i can’t afford ky.”
ijer kit: “start cr-p fapping. diarrhea is free, isn’t it?”
1 more definition
a take on “holy cr-p.” but in this case, more to do with self-masturbation. used when someone does or says a complete lie or exaggeration to make self better than he/she seems.
joe: i have a weekend job.
jim: oh yea? i volunteer at the shelter. what do you do?
joe: -thinking hard on his feet, makes something up- i’m a burlesque dancer named emerald princess. i do all this for charity, of course.
jim: … cr-p fap.
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