crap flapper
one who m-st-rb-t-s in his/her own fecal excretions; usually someone with mental r-t-rdations or an individual who has problems with standard/orthodox m-st-rb-t–n.
“hey brah, you need to wash your sheets; were you eating sundaes in bed and watching television?”
“no, i was actually masterbating in my own b-tt squirts.”
“oh okay, that is gross, your a cr-p flapper you are.”
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