crap-haggler
any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).
someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, -n-lyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
they will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee – don’t! rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!
jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious east end cr-p-haggler humberto “two t-rd” rodriguez.
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