crap muffin


taking your cr-p and baking it into m-ffins (blueberries or poppie seeds for best results); give it to n00bs you want to pwn.
give that n00b some cr-p m-ffins!
more powerful than just saying cr-p.
oh cr-p m-ffins i stubbed my toe!

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