crap napkin
basically…a cr-p napkin would be a napkin that you use to wipe the cr-p from your sphincter, which of course you would only do if you ran out of toilet paper. therefore, a person (being a cr-p napkin) would be a tool, and not even a very good tool at that. a tool that you would only use if all other tools were used up. like a wrench made out of twigs and rabbit sh-t.
bob (to herman the tool) – shut up you little cr-p napkin…
henry (to herman the tool) – yeah, why don’t you go tickle your b-tthole somewhere else you giggling wh-r-.
herman the tool – (no comeback because he’s just a sh-tty old cr-p napkin)
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