crap news
journalism that is conveyed as a “news” story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn’t actually have any affect on the general public or society.
guy 1: did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?
guy 2: dude, that’s not news. that’s cr-p news. but do you have the picture?
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