crap platter


an alb-m (in the form of a cd, lp, c-ssette or download this so totally unlistenable. its music is utter cr-p. it ain’t worth the time or money. so awful it’s tragic that it was ever made. absolute gar-bahg. rubbish.
1. u2, genesis, the ramones, rush, cheap trick, living colour, roxy music, rem,elo,ac/dc, midnight oil, inxs and other bands are unique in that while some of their alb-ms are better than others, none of them have released a bad alb-m. they never put out a cr-p platter.

2. ernie: hey, bert! have you heard the new justin bieber mix cd?

bert: no, and i don’t want to! everything he dishes out is a cr-p platter.

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