Crap Shadow
the shadow your b-tt casts as you slowly squat down to drop a deuce.
getting out of something right before getting sh-t on. literally or metaphorically.
the last taste of freedom before the ominous shadow is above you.
tom: “jeremy look out! there is a cr-p shadow overhead and you are about to get shat on”
jeremy: “oh sh-t!!!”
tom: “glad i carry this toilet paper around.”
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