crap shot
a phrase used to describe something of which the chances of achieving said thing are so low, doing so feels like winning the lottery.
father: don’t get depressed about not getting that scholarship son; it was a cr-p shot at best. out of the thousands that applied for it, they awarded it to two, maybe three people. i’ve applied for jobs i knew i was 100% qualified for and would have made an excellent employee. i never heard anything.
son: why?
father: because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.
son: rather like that scholarship. although i had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.
father: exactly, it was a cr-p shot. but, although it’s a cr-p shot, keep trying. some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.
when someone with no basketball skills tries making a shot from afar with a piece of garbage into the trash.
guy 1: oh dude did you see gene try that cr-p shot.
guy 2:yeah haha that was an epic fail.
a screenshot of a bug, usually done by qa for the software developers.
– my screen is half grey!
– could you please take the cr-pshot, grandma?
– sends whatsapp message
– oh, why have you pulled the task bar all the way up?
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