crap slap
when a person sh-ts in their hand, and slaps another individual across the face
hey dude, did you see janey today?
-yeah, she got cr-p slapped. ewww
-yeah p–p all up on her face!
the act of applying fecal matter to another by placing it in the palm of ones hand and slapping a person.
billy returned from the bathroom and applied a wicked cr-p slap to tommy, covering his face in fecal matter with an audible crack.
when you inadvertently walk into a lingering fart or when someone intentionally leaves a fart cloud for you to walk in to, you’ve experienced a cr-p-slap.
jesus that stinks…thats the worst cr-p-slap i’ve ever smelled!
that old man cr-p slapped the whole room!
when you barg in to the bathroom when someone is taking a sh-t, and slap their bare -ss and thighs until they are red. all the victim can do is scream like a girl, because no one wants to fight when they are naked and sh-ts dangling between their legs.
ow! my -ss still stings from when my brother cr-p slapped me. next time i sh-t, i’ll lock the door
when you go into a room and sh-t into your hand, then run out wildly and slap someone in the face while the sh-t is in your hand.
wow! nick sure did get chase with that cr-p slap.
the act of wipeing your (or someone else’s) -ss just after a sh-t and then slaping someone.
guy 1: wow dude did you hear that new justin beiber sh-t?
guy 2: ya i wish i could cr-pslap him!
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