crap trapped
not being able to leave your stall after taking a cr-p in a public bathroom as others are still in the bathroom. usually over the fear of people knowing it was you that stunk up the whole room.
(text) friend: “dude, where you at? been waiting in the parking lot for 5 mins!” you: “sorry man, i’m cr-p trapped. should be able to exit soon.”
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