crap

the words and/or noises that come out of a politicians mouth before, after or during election.
politician: when o become president i will cure cancer, end world hunger and lover the taxes by 200%.

electors: how about immigrants?

politician: i will stop all immigrants, unless you support immigration, in that case i fully supports immigrants and every thing they stand for.

this is and example of cr-p
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cr-p!
what one says when one is afraid to say sh-t
oh cr-p!
an anoying t-rd that floats in the bottom of your toilet and after 100000 flushes its still there.
your mum she doesn’t p-ss off
one of the most commonly used words in the dictionary; it means many many things
(n) 1. a pile of sh-t 2. the closest word in the dictionary to being a cuss word without actually crossing that line. 3. worthless junk and/or pointless things 4. a great word to say repeditively without other people getting mad at you since you arnt cussing
(v) to take a sed cr-p
(adj) (cr-ppy) worthless, terrible, shoddy, pointless, etc… (cr-pfully) 1. badly 2. sincerely (as in the closing of a letter)
what in the cr-ppy cr-p is going on??
what the h-ll is this cr-p all about?
you are a serious piece of cr-p.
cr-pfully yours, the claw
aw holy cr-p!
you ?#-@ing piece of %^$# %&#$ -^-$ cr-p %&#^@ cr-ppy -&&#- cr-ped -#@& -%&#-$ %&@-$ -%&^#- cr-p!
sh-t, poo, p–p, dingle berries, anything relating to feces.
cr-p >_< i lost again ;_; pertaining to or related to any mainstreem corprate music made in the last few years 1. the only word in the english language with a silent 'c' at the beginning. (alternate spelling: rap) i can't believe you're listening to this cr-p. to sh-t i cr-p my pants all the time.