Crapa
pr-nounced: kraa-pah
a cr-pa can be defined as a tacky girl or woman between ages of 16 to approx. 65.
in ancient times the word cr-pa would refer to a mountain goat. nowadays it is used to depict a lady with a lack of cl-ss and terrible style.
cr-pa must haves : a michael kors purse, ugg boots, a mackage jacket, ombré hair, leggings, sh-llac nails, a fake tan, etc.
should you possess three or more items in the above list, you are a cr-pa.
“omg jess, look at that cr-pa she’s all over my boyfriend! ima go pull that b-tches ombré extensions out!!!”
or
“guys did you see that cr-pa at the bar with the leopard mini dress?”
or
“d-mn it, i used too much tanning lotion when i went to bronzage and now i look like a m-ssive cr-pa!”
tapas that tastes like sh-t.
lee: “hows the tapas toby?”
toby: “f-ck this aint tapas u d-ck…cr-pas more like”
lee: “unlucky…”
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