Crapaud


toad (in norman french), used to describe a person from the channel island of jersey. how it is interpreted is usually dependent upon who said it and in what context however this is mainly in a jokey manner from a guernsey person to a jersey person with little malice intended. they may then respond by calling the guernsey person a donkey or less commonly an anes (the guernsey french alternative).
guernsey man: oi mick! get over here you bloney cr-paud!

jersey man -walking over-: oh shut up you old donkey!
a frog or toad. used in trinidad and tobago in the caribbean (and maybe elsewhere) – pr-nounced ‘cr-ppo’ (emphasis on the ‘a’). the word is probably of french origin. the small variety of frog that lurks on walls and can jump really far is known as the ‘flying cr-paud’.
girl: oh me lawd oi, look a flying cr-paud up there!!
guy: relax yourself.

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