Crapdusting

the art of p-ssing gas in a silent manner while walking to and from locations
dude you were totally cr-pdusting all the way from the café to the library. i feel bad for the guy behind you.

cr-p, im dusting the h-ll out of this computer lab.
the practice of breaking wind while walking past somebody else.
rudy cr-pdusted the whole section; he’s one cr-pdusting b-st-rd!
accidentaly sh-tting your pants as a result as an over zealous attempt to crop dust.
“dude, i tried to crop dust the library, but i ended up cr-p dusting it”

“you still got the pants?”

the practice of engaging in flatulence while in a crowd or line of people and then immediately moving through the crowd or line in such a manner as to spread the trail of fecal particles for optimum inhalation by all.
“eleven people upchucked in the hallway after bill cr-pdusted the entrance to the comedy show. a magnificent, high-hobopower cr-pdusting that will be remembered for years.”
(v) – when a person has to take a cr-p so bad that when they pull down their pants to mount their throne, they produce their g-ssy emmissions all the way down to the toilet seat as if fertilzing the area and their own nostrils.

(v) – same as above except on a larger scale when one can not wait till they get to the bathroom and begin their emmissions from some point outside the bathroom. this person will often fertilize more than their own nostrils.
“man….after all that chinese food, my b-tt was cr-p dusting all the way to bathroom!!”
let one rip right before leaving a store and be sure to do a lap around the perimeter to tickle the nostrils of all the unlucky patrons.
“dude, i just cr-p dusted the sh-t out of blockbuster”

“what the h-ll is cr-p dusting?”
to fart or to p-ss gas when there’s no danger of anything solid coming out with it.
i knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little cr-p dusting i felt just fine.
farting while walking or walking while farting. (silent or audible)
i cr-p dusted my way down the sidewalk.

i was cr-p dusting as i walked away from her.

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