crape

an amalgamation of ‘cuddle’ and ‘rape’, meaning to force one to cuddle against their will
i went over to kyle’s last night to watch a movie and he tried to cuddle with me but i told him i didn’t want to cuddle. the b-st-rd held me down and cuddled with me anyway, he totally cr-ped me!
a rape with sh-t flying everywhere and grapes coming out your -ss.
she screamed as she got cr-ped by the mammoth.purple and brown flew everywhere.
like drapes, just better. and funnier.
when something is so indescribably funny.
hahaha yeah i know, cr-pes
cuddle-rape. unwelcomed cuddling and/or physical closeness. non-s-xual. not necessarily creepy. highly popular in church youth groups in place of other forms of s-xual contact.

when you really want to be cuddled, you force yourself upon the other person for cuddling, or force them upon you.
“i kept waking up last night because my girlfriend kept cr-ping me.”

“i fell asleep at the party last night and john was laying next to me when i woke up. i think i was cr-ped.”

john: “oh! he’s so cute! i’m gonna give him a big hug!” sarah: “did you just cr-pe my kid??”
when you get creeped on so hard, it’s practically rape.
halexa: “i got cr-ped on last night at the vee!”
honda: “by who?”
halexa: “some cr-pist.”
-the only word that should rhyme with grapes.

-the hideously anorexic monster from pan’s labyrinth, also refered to as “pans labyrinth monster”.
oh my god cr-pes please dont eat me i’ll just buy you more grapes.

that paris looks like she has cr-pes
cr-pe (cat-rape, also may be referred to cute-rape). the feeling you get when you look at many cute cat or kid pictures. because you are trapped in cutness of one’s and literally unable to respond to it any other way but die from cutness.
person who want you to suffer from cr-pe: -did you see this picture?
you, unware of it, moving towards the picture: -awwwwww… this is so cute, omg :3 ahhhhh make it stooop… this is to much of cuteness! craaaaaaaape @@

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