Crapeist


a home owner, lawn maintenance crew, or amateur arborist who violently prunes back a cr-pe myrtle tree/shrub leaving its limbs kn-bby and arthritic in appearance. a common practice in the south to promote bloom development during the spring and summer.
“look at that brutalized cr-pe myrtle bush…it’s been mutilated it by a cr-peist!”

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