crapendium
a comprehensive database providing information on features, benefits and shortcomings of a restroom facility. usually includes such things as stall size, seat comfort, flushability, paper softness, aroma, enjoyability, and so on and so forth.
the original cr-pendium was invented by adam and eddie and is a useful guide to unc students to this day.
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