the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration
cr-perbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once
being real sh-tty. boy that movie was a bunch of horse sh-t, the s-x scenes were ok, but it ended really cr-ppily. to do something badly/somthing done badly this car was built cr-ppily
- Freddy Mercury
incredible singer, powerful stage performance. he was the lead singer of the british band queen. he was born in zanzibar in 1946, and p-ssed away of aids on nov. 24, 1991. freddy mercury, wow. ledgend of rock and lead sing of the the god-like band queen. possibly the greatest singer/songwriter ever. see also jesus queen […]
- Free Boob Friday
the best day of the week, during which ladies (and gentlemen, if they prefer) go bra-less to celebrate the upcoming weekend and their own general awesomeness. gotta find a good shirt for free b–b friday tomorrow!
- free moustache ride?
when a male performs oral s-x on a partner with no expectation of getting off himself. i heard that he only got a raise because he would give his boss a free moustache ride?
when i used douche bang is but in an -sshole my girl got p-ssed off i gave her a jelly dough nut, she cr-ppse me