a term used for the region around albany, new york, for describing its washed-up, has-been (if it isn’t actually a never-was, never-will-be) nature and unsuitability as a place to grow up, raise a family or grow old. the trash is whiter than the snow. the guidos/guineas/wops rival those in nyc for inability to be severed from their families. most whites are actually at least as racist and/or h-m-phobic as the stereotypical southern white. the school districts are overwhelmingly segregated. if i could go back in time, be reborn elsewhere and never live in the cr-pital region, i would make that choice right now. remember that albany is an anagram for “by -n-l,” which is how you take it when you live in the cr-pital region.
cr-pital region residents think the world revolves around them. last i checked, it revolved around the sun.
- bird time
the time of the morning, just on dawn when the noise of birds screeching across the sky and screaming from the trees is so loud it wakes people out of their drink-induced comas. my head was thumping with the most m-ssive hangover and i’d only crawled into bed 30 minutes earlier when the noisiest bird […]
- birkenstock gestapo
term used in reference to a group of stereotypical, postmodern hippy-wannabes. not to be confused with true, original, peaceful hippies of the 1960s, this modern day self-proclaimed socially conscious group often have extremely aggressive, militant views and att-tudes, and will resort to physical measures during the course of their unwarranted, misdirected “peaceful protests”. readily identified […]
- flailing arms girl
informal t-tle of the skinny b-tch that won’t shut up. given the t-tle flailing arms girl becuase of the lateral swinging motion of her arms when she is ranting. known for incredible stupidity and being excessively loud. see also susan “man, look at flailing arms girl go, she’s dumber than a bag of -ssholes!” “sometimes, […]
- flaky *ss
the sh-t that sticks to your -ss if you sit on the toilet to long when reading the paper. hard to detect and very hard to clean. hurry up in the bathroom bro, you’re gonna get the flaky -ss.
to birnbeez someone is to pull a prank or joke on someone without ever really pulling a prank or joke, they’ve just simply have been birnbeezed yah got birnbeezed! birnbeez m-th-f-ck- birnbeez! …birnbeezy…