crapital
1. raver’s b-st-rdization of “cripple”
2. feeling physically wrecked, usually after a night of rampant drug abuse
3. a person or thing that is exceptionally stupid
“dude, i heard that taking e will make your brane bleed and leave you cr-pital” or “wow, this is really cr-pital.”
the what should be capital of a country (just because of it’s nightlife, cheap food, wiggas, boy racers, nana racers, students and transs-xual taxi services, all of which are essential for a well-run capital), but it’s just too d-mn cr-ppy.
palmerston north should be the cr-pital of nz, dalby should be the cr-pital of aussie etc. etc.
the derivative name of capital university law school, located in columbus, oh.
“where did you go to law school?”
“i went to cr-pital.”
“well, good luck…next.”
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