Crapon
cr-pon is a phenomenon that happens to some males whilst taking a dump. it’s reported that some guys get so turned on by the feeling of dropping logs into the toilet they get a hard on. in some circ-mstances they actually shoot a small amount of j-zz.
andy: hey gaz, greg, i’ve just been to the toilet and dropped my load, it felt so good i got a b-n-r and shot my load. it’s called a cr-pon.
happened to you guys before?
gaz: nope
greg: nope
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