crapped the bed
when a job seeker fluffs and bluffs on their resume to get a job interview. when they show up, they don’t have the skills or experience on the resume that got them the interview, they cr-p the bed.
gerrald was asked about his ability to manage 20 employees, he didn’t have an answer so he cr-pped the bed during the interview.
deshonda said she used ms word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn’t know how to open the program. deshonda was asked to leave at that point. she totally cr-pped the bed on that one.
an engineering phrase used to describe what happens when a program or device fails to function as expected.
“oh, man, i just ran that query and it totally cr-pped the bed.”
when one has reached his usefulness qouta in the world, or simply given up personal hygene maintainence when appearing publicly.
he is wearing sweatpants and a stained wifebeater t-shirt to the grocery store-he has “cr-pped the bed”
to wake up earlier than is usual/expected.
in fact it means you have sh-t yourself in bed, that’s why you had to get up.
i didn’t realize you got up so early, did you cr-pped the bed?
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