crappenin’


to ask what kind of sh-t is going on here, like ‘hey, what’s happening?’ except for ‘happening’ evolved from the lingo of drunk male friends trying to impress each other with smart comebacks, to cr-ppenin’.
jered: oh, here comes paul! (groans)
mike: he’s such a wannabe b-n-r!
paul: hey guys! what’s cr-ppenin’?
jered: get bent, paul!
paul: squeeeeeeeee! (with tears pouring down face, runs out of the yard and cries like a woman in the men’s restroom.)
a lot of stuff is going on (happening) but it’s all kind of cr-ppy. there’s all kinds of cr-ppy stuff going on.
“that walmart is cr-ppenin!”

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