crappens


cr-p happens. cr-ppens is a blend of cr-p and happens and is more indifferent, lazy and quicker to say than “sh-t happens”. cr-ppens has the added bonus of making the listener ask you what you said which usually pulls them out of their whine.
whiner: oh man, i can’t believe blah, blah blah…
disinterested listener: meh, cr-ppens.

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