Crapper Condom


the thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. it is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from -ss fungus.
“dude, they didn’t have any cr-pper condoms in the mall restroom, so i sh-t my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry.”

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