crapper napper
one who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.
mike: today billy went on break for an hour and a half.
roger: why was he on break so long?
mike: well, i went to the bathroom to take a p-ss and heard snoring and found out that billy is a cr-pper napper !!! he fell asleep!
noun. a foot or leg that falls asleep due to circulation being cut-off from sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time; adjective. a numbing or tingling sensation in the foot or leg that is the result of sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time
15 minutes later, joe came limping out of the bathroom, complaining of a cr-pper-napper.
ralph got a cr-pper-napper from sitting on the toilet.
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