Crappetizers
small food items you would not normally eat, unless presented to you as the only food option at an event where you drank a bit too much already, and plan to continue to drink.
“i’m so buzzed right now that those cr-ppetizers are beginning to look good…”
that seemingly normal sh-t you take 15 minutes before realizing you aren’t even close to finished.
“dude, pull over.”
“you just went, man.’
“apparently it was just a cr-ppetizer. now pull over before i sh-t in my pants!”
appetizers that you typically get in a chain or fast food restaurant that are usually high-fat, high-cholesterol, and high-calorie (but we usually eat them anyhow).
let’s just order some cr-ppetizers: chili-cheese fries with ranch dressing, loaded nachos with extra cheese, and some potato skins with bacon and sour cream!
when you need to cr-p really badly and only a small amount comes out initially and you know there is a much larger amount to follow.
man, i needed to take a huge -ss dump and all i got was this lousy cr-ppetizer.
when someone does not flush the toilet after taking a dump leaving it to be discovered by the next user.
i went to use the bathroom at wal-mart and someone left me a cr-ppetizer!
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