crappiato
a middle cl-ss version of the mcsh-t. dropping a t-rd in a coffee shop toilet on the (completely false) pretence that you’re planning to buy a coffee afterwards.
james: why are we going in here? you want a m-ffin or something?
chris: no chance. i’m just ordering a cr-ppiato
james: you want any pastries with that?
chris: erm…
middle cl-ss version of a mcsh-t. dropping a t-rd in a coffee shop toilet on the (false) basis that you’re going to buy a drink immediately afterwards.
james: why you going into costa bro? want a coffee?
chris: no mate, i’m ordering a cr-ppiato and getting out fast!
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