Crappic


cr-ppy traffic. term coined by point 94.1 little rock traffic man roger martin.
watch out for afternoon cr-ppic.
an epic movie that’s an epic waste of money – a piece of cr-p.

– you see “t-tanic”?
– yeah, it was a real cr-ppic.
the worst possible traffic you can be in. the kind that plagues major metropolitan areas during rush hour, or occurs behind an accident. you replace the “t” in traffic with a “c” and the “ff” with a “pp” – you get cr-ppic. cr-ppic doesn’t need a modifier. there’s no such thing as bad cr-ppic. if it’s that bad, it’s cr-ppic . . . if it isn’t that bad, it’s just traffic.
“man, where the h-ll have you been?” “i was stuck in cr-ppic on the 405!”

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