Crappucino


a really, really bad cup of coffee.
after sampling his mocha latte, bob promptly spat it all over the table exclaiming loudly, “what is this sh-t?”
to which his friend replied, “that, bob, is a true cr-ppucino.”
a lovely caffinated drink created whereby one flings excrement (real or replica thereof) into one’s beverage from afar, preferably over an office part-tion or like object, most often (and preferably) by surprise.
j just pitched h a nice, refreshing iced cr-ppucino.

thanks for the cr-ppucino, -sshole.

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