Crappy Tire


slang term for canadian hardware store chain canadian tire. one reason “cr-ppy” is the adjective used because it is not uncommon to purchase something from ct that has already been opened with parts missing.
mike: can i get a ride to cr-ppy tire? i’m getting my car serviced.
steve: you took your car to cr-ppy tire!?
cr-ppy tire is know as a slang word to indentify the canadian retail distributor “canadian tire” they call it cr-ppy tire because of the low quality of their in-house brand “mastercraft” being that most of the product is made in china not to mention that the mastercraft line is overpriced versus a retailer such as walmart.

it also refers to the “cr-ppy” service because there’s never enough people in the stores working cashier or customer service.
q: “so where are you going to buy that replacement part for your used car”

a: “i mind as well but it at cr-ppy tire, i just need it to last the winter – hopefully it can last that long”

“what’s taking so long! i feel like i’m at a cr-ppy tire on a weekend”
a hard working tire that has the tendency to make people go ‘lulz’. this tire has the ability to be clever yet at the same time roll out the laughs.
omg man, did you hear cr-ppy tires on the radio…his show was lulz

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