Craps Ahoy


taking a cr-p on a ship at sea. one must announces it’s cr-ps ahoy brown anchors away.
taking a cr-p while on a ship at sea and exclaiming cr-ps ahoy! let the brown anchors down second mate mr. brown eye.

Read Also:

  • crashtian

    when a man called christian rolls his car 3 days after p-ssing his test! “hey crashtian…wanna roll down to town?”

  • crass monkey

    a mixture of four loko and orange juice. a play on the traditional “br-ss monkey,” consisting of a 40 of malt liquor and oj. also known as “an even poorer man’s mimosa.” four loko and orange juice? that is one tasty cr-ss monkey! an ‘out of the ordinary’ individual who just by being themselves, will […]

  • craydiculous

    /ˈkrādikyələs/ informal adjective considerably more outrageous than ridiculous, with an added level of cray cray that is not inherent to being redonkulous. that wicked winter storm was totes craydiculous! something that is both crazy and ridiculous at the same time. d-mn that girl’s leg hair was looking too craydiculous! what’s your problem?, your acting craydiculous […]

  • cream of fatass

    a soup, usually cream of mushroom or cream of chicken soup, typically used as a fattening agent with rice or noodles in hotdishes. mary: “this c-sserole is delicious! what’s in it?” joseph: “i use a bag of tatertots and a can of cream of fat-ss to top it all off.” mary: “eeww!”

  • Creamulate

    creamulate (creh-miu-late) v. to smear and smother the outpour of j-sm using your p-n-s head all over a designated area, after a course of -j-c-l-t–n. i will creamulate all over your entire face if you don’t shut up. the man creamulated on both her left and right t-ts last night.


Disclaimer: Craps Ahoy definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.