crapscotch
the nimble-footed dance executed while avoiding stepping in dog sh-t. a high-quality cr-pscotch typically results when the offending matter is already well-distributed and only lately coming to the attention of the unfortunate cr-pscotcher.
(etymology – derived “hotscotch”, a children’s game in which a player hops on one foot over the lines from section to section of a diagram marked on the pavement).
“lordy, what’s that dreadful smell!?”
“i know, i’ve just got back from walking rover and i ended up cr-pscotching in the lane. i don’t know how i’m going to get this out of the tread – it’s on both shoes.”
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