the nimble-footed dance executed while avoiding stepping in dog sh-t. a high-quality cr-pscotch typically results when the offending matter is already well-distributed and only lately coming to the attention of the unfortunate cr-pscotcher.
(etymology – derived “hotscotch”, a children’s game in which a player hops on one foot over the lines from section to section of a diagram marked on the pavement).
“lordy, what’s that dreadful smell!?”
“i know, i’ve just got back from walking rover and i ended up cr-pscotching in the lane. i don’t know how i’m going to get this out of the tread – it’s on both shoes.”
- Rho Phi
infamous fraternity of the ohio state university. lasting only 2 months, and having absolutely no academic ties to the university, the studio frat house was considered by many to be the best off-campus afterhours. active members included the g-dfather, the crippler, the professor, uncle sam, double down, jethro, and gestapo. motto of “bongin’ beers, bangin’ […]
- Ripe Ass Tits
think of like the craziest, awesomest, most amazing t-ts ever. those are ripe -ss t-ts. “get your hands on a pair of ripe -ss t-ts” “bro 1: oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome t-ts, like outta this world. jeez, oh man, they are the best t-ts ever. bro 2: so my mom […]
teh cool boi way of saying roflmao, without looking stupid/gay. me: hey, why is texas bbq so good? you: i dunno. me: because they use blood for sauce and there are a lot of vampires there. you: roflmario
- The World Bidet
an alternative to toilet paper which involves sticking your -rs- out the window on a rainy day and letting the rain clean your behind. the world bidet is way more fun than toilet paper
to cry and laugh at the same time. she was laughing so much she began to cry – she was crarfing. it started with a big laugh but when she began crarfing, i knew things were getting serious.